At best, the average couple will spend ten times more time preparing for the wedding event than for their marriage.
Deal with it. Not to get all Oprahy, but you love this woman for a reason, and part of the reason, we’re guessing, is that she’s intelligent and feisty and strong. A desire to keep her own name is part of the whole package; take the good with the bad. This doesn’t mean that she doesn’t love you or is embarrassed by you or secretly wants to abandon you; it means that she has a very, very strong sense of self, which is, well, sexy.
Ay, if you’re my man, and I can fart around you, that means I’m considering marrying you.
NONSENSE…LOL…THAT’S A PRELUDE TO YOU LETTING YOURSELF GO ONCE YOU GET THE RING…HELL NO!! Ladies, please excuse urself to an adjoining room…and allow us to enjoy our delusions that you never fart. Thank you.
^^^ ah ha ha ha ha too funny